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How to Handle a Liberal College student who likes
to protest war…
Peace Rally 101
What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by
stupid Naive
Hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them
why Force is sometimes needed:
1) Approach dumb rich ignorant student talking
about "Peace" and saying there should be, "no retaliation".
2) engage in brief conversation, ask if military
force is appropriate.
3) When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"
4) Wait until he says something to the effect of,
"Because that would just
cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful
and we should not cause more violence."
5) When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the
face as hard as you can.
6) When he gets back up to punch you, point out
that it would be a mistake
and contrary to his values to strike you, because
that would, "be awful and he should not cause more violence."
7) Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not
to commit additional violence.
8) Punch him in the face again, harder this time.
Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand
that
sometimes it is necessary to fight back.
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