I’d
like to start with a quote if I may, “I did not have sexual
relations with that woman, Mrs. Lewinsky.”. And He’s off And
running but wait someone is on his heels, “It’s just a vast
right wing conspiracy”. Now we’re neck and neck. Who will Finish
the lie-off first; will it be Bill or Hillary? Let’s go to the
Tale of the Tape to look at these two Behemoths of putrid
Political liberal scum.
First
in the Blue corner, Hailing from Little Rock Arkansas now making
his home is Harlem, Its the killer of innocents at Waco, the
Pudgy Pardoner, the overweight loser himself William Jefferson
Clinton. Sporting a perfect record of 0-1 in Impeachment Trials
And never missing an opportunity to kill staff members to cover
up one of his many scandals. This man was once voted most Likely
to Sexually assault and rape women by his peers of lawyers.
Quite an Impressive resume. And we’re just hitting the tip of
the Iceberg.
Now to
the Red corner, Hailing from who knows where and claiming to be
from New York, it’s the Bitch from D.C., The head Of Travelgate
Hillary “Pretentious second last name” Rodham Clinton. Often
paired with her Husband she has broken of Into a new version of
evil called Senator Clinton. God know the evil she may do now.
She now forms the backbone for the three L’s; Liar, Liberal and
Lawyer. She’s ready to wreak havoc any and all who steps in her
path to lesbian power.
