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In a rarity for Liberalscum.com we have co-winners of this months Liberal Scum of the Month award. This month we Honor both Jack Chirac, the ill betrothed President of France and Rachel Corrie the dead protestor from parts unknown, at least to me. You see each is special in their own way, First you have a liberal asshole who smells bad and is very hairy and then you have the president of France.

As many of you know by now France is a country of about 60 million people. Their major exports are whine, cheese, hairy women and nothing militarily. They are basically a country full of lazy morons, or so it would seem. Their military is a joke. Any country who constantly gets their asses kicked by Germany every 30 years and can't fight there way out of a paper bag should just keep their socialist mouths shut. Let alone the fact that they have had to been bailed out by America and Britain twice in the last 80 years. Not to mention the fact they the whole country went bankrupt back in the 50's and had to be bailed out by America. Should we as American's expect any better from our French friends? Not at all says I. Remember in the 80's when we taught Libya a lesson? Remember how France helped out, the wouldn't let us fly our F111's over their weak little country. That was real nice of them. Nothing good has come out of France since the French Kiss. And Jack Chirac is the leader of this spiteful, boring obnoxious little county full of weak minded morons. Jack Chirac I can't wait till you die!

Now let's bring some of you up to speed on just who Rachel Corrie is. She was (Past tense) this 23 year old girl from the Good old US of A who decided she didn't like the way Israel was treating terrorists. So she goes over to the Gaza strip and tries to stop a bulldozer from demolishing a terrorists family's house and dies in the process. Boo fucking who. Now she won't be bothering anyone anymore. We don't have to worry about her being a burden on society or obstructing justice or looking bad. When you do stupid stuff like trying to stop a bulldozer from demolishing a terrorist home then you get what you deserve. Now the only bad thing that really happened here is that Israel is going to have to say we are sorry for accidentally killing this dumb broad. Sound like a job for the Hollywood hypocrites.

****Latest News****

You can make a difference, BOYCOTT French Products

Ever heard of Lagardere SCA? No? Well maybe because it's a French company.
OK .. have you ever heard of Hachette Filipacchi Media U.S.? Probably not,
but Hachette Filipacchi publishes some magazines you may have heard of.
Those magazines would be Elle, Car &Driver, Women's Day and  others. Now
it's getting familiar, isn't it? OK, so we have Car &Driver which is
published by Hachette Filipacchi which is owned by Lagardere SCA which is a
French Corporation.

So .. are we finished here? No, not quite. It seems that a man who has been
the news quite a bit of late owns around two percent of Lagardere SCA.
About $90 million dollars worth. His name? Saddam Hussein.

Join the "Boycott France" Campaign Please review this list of major French
companies that Americans should boycott.

France has every right to disagree with America. But France has moved from
simple dissent to active hostility toward America. French President Chirac
warned East European nations that if they side with America, France will
oppose their membership in the European Union.

This week, William Safire reported in the New York Times that France has
been secretly helping to arm Iraq -- and has been helping Iraq build long
range missiles. These same missiles may soon be used against American
soldiers.

Just as France is exercising its right to disagree, Americans can exercise
their right to boycott -- and avoid helping companies and countries that do
not stand with America.

French Products and Companies to Boycott:
Air France.
Air Liquide.
Airbus.
Alcatel.
Allegra (allergy medication).
Aqualung (including: Spirotechnique, Technisub, US Divers, and
SeaQuest).
AXA Advisors.
Bank of the West (owned by BNP Paribas).
Beneteau (boats).
BF Goodrich (owned by Michelin).
BIC (razors, pens and lighters).
Biotherm (cosmetics).
Black Bush.
Bollinger (champagne).
Car &Driver Magazine.
Cartier.
Chanel.
Chivas Regal   (scotch).
Christian Dior.
Club Med (vacations).
Culligan (owned by Vivendi).
Dannon (yogurt and dairy foods).
DKNY.
Dom Perignon.
Durand Crystal.
Elle Magazine.
Essilor Optical Products.
Evian.
Fina gas stations and Fina Oil (billions invested in Iraqi oil fields --
guess why they don't want us in there).
First Hawaiian Bank.
George Magazine.
Givenchy.
Glenlivet (scotch).
Hennessy.
Houghton Mifflin (books).
Jacobs Creek (owned by Pernod Ricard since 1989).
Jameson (whiskey).
Jerry Springer (talk show)
Krups (coffee and cappuccino makers).
Lancome.
Le Creuset (cookware).
L'Oreal (health and beauty products).
Louis Vuitton.
Marie Claire.
Martel Cognac.
Maybelline.
Méphisto (shoes and clothes).
Michelin (tires and auto parts).
Mikasa (crystal and glass).
Moet (champagne).
Motel 6.
Motown Records.
MP3.com.
Mumms (champagne).
Nissan (cars; majority owned by Renault).
Nivea.
Normany Butter.
Parents Magazine.
Peugeot (automobiles).
Pierre Cardin.
Playstation Magazine.
ProScan (owned by Thomson Electronics, France).
Publicis Group (including Saatchi &Saatchi Advertising).
RCA (televisions and electronics; owned by Thomson Electronics).
Red Magazine.
Red Roof Inns (owned by Accor group in France).
Renault (automobiles).
Road &Track Magazine.
Roquefort cheese (all Roquefort cheese is made in France).
Rowenta (toasters, irons, coffee makers, etc.).
Royal Canadian.
Salomon (skis).
Sierra Software and Computer Games.
Smart &Final.
Sofitel (hotels, owned by Accor).
Sparkletts (water, owned by Danone).
Spencer Gifts.
Sundance Channel.
Taylor Made (golf).
Technicolor.
T-Fal (kitchenware).
Total gas stations.
UbiSoft (computer games).
Uniroyal.
Universal Studios (music, movies and amusement parks (owned by
Vivendi-Universal).
USFilter.
Veritas Group.
Veuve Clicquot Champagne.
Vittel.
Vivendi.
Wild Turkey (bourbon).
Woman's Day Magazine.
Yoplait (The French company Sodiaal owns a 50 percent stake).
Yves Saint Laurent.
Zodiac Inflatable Boats.

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to France that will not be forgotten!

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