The Left and Right Answer...

THE HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION: You've parked your car and are walking down a street in a dilapidated neighborhood toward a baseball stadium with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. Being of sound mind and exercising your Second Amendment rights, you have a 9mm pistol and you are a competent shooter. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
THE LEFTIST ANSWER: Well, first of all, I would never own a gun! Second, there is not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed -- am I his oppressor? Have I ever done anything to him that is reason for him to attack -- does he think I am a Republican because of my ethnic origin? Could I possibly knock the knife out of his hand or run away? What does the law say about this situation? Does he just want to kill me or is he going to kill my significant other? Is it really fair to assume that I have children? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my partner get away and call the police? This is all so confusing! Surely this question would be better answered by a focus group.
THE RIGHT ANSWER: Warn the offender then shoot the offender! Then take your family to the baseball game, sing the national anthem, eat some hot dogs and apple pie, and thank the Lord for one more day of freedom.
 

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